New Shape of the Presidential Field

So, now our presidential field is narrowed. In the Republican party, we have the insane John McCain, who wants to stay in Iraq forever, and invade Iran. We also have former Governor Huckabee, who wants to create theocratic state, and turn the whole country non-White, just because he can't stop hating himself. In the Republican party, we have "Bilary" Clinton, and Barack Obama, who is "qualified," just because he is black! The closeted pro-illegal immigration candidates are now out. Now we don't even have a closeted pro-illegal immigrantion candidate left! : ( All are now openly in favor of it.